I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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