Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
