your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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