it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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