How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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