can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
