we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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