So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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