just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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