Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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