Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Mom said you looked used
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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