Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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