just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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