dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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