at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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