he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My vagina is very pro this idea
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
