is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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