Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.

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(813): View more from Florida

Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.

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(513): View more from Ohio

apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday

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(510): View more from California

LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of

(415): View more from California

Yes dear.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?

(703): View more from Virginia

third one in three days

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