so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I think people are normalizing furries
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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