i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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