Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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