I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
