so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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