Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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