So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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