paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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