problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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