i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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