And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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