So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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