Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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