did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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