I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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