I'm going to jail i love you
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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