All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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