belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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