I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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