i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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