Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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