i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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