so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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