doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
They took my balls.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
