Where is the hickey?
they need to just BURY HIM!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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