How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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