what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
True college students do jello shots in the library
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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