She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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