So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
