all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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