he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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