btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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