love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
